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Birthday: march 30, making me a spazzified Aries
Siblings: two sisters back in o-hi-o
Married: no no a thousand times no.

Rides: hahaha, this is funny. I own a shop and yet none of my bikes are ever running. My complete scooter roster is long and involved so we'll just hit the ones that are worth mentioning. 1963 Lammy cutdown with a 215 engine, currently almost running and very ugly, aka Stupid. 1966 Lambretta TV175, 1799 original miles, all original everything, aka Jinxed. 1979 P200E, huge rust hole on the back but a working radio, aka Tetanus. 1957 TWN Tessy Super, amazing German weirdo bike, soon to be running. 1967 SX200, 1100 original miles. 1971 Lambretta Lubematic Vega 75, currently in San Francisco awaiting a new top end. 2 1965 SS180s, one currently being restored the other one is next up for paint and restoration. 1963 Vespa GL, painted and about to be reassembled. 1952 Vespa Allstate. `956 LD150 Mk 2. 1964 Vespa Allstate. 1961 Vespa Cushman VBB. About 30 other engines and billions of parts.

Likes: Being in the office. NOT being in the office. Ugly goofy mopeds. Whiskey sours. Clean laundry. Curry and pho. Psychedelic and garage music. Hemingway and Faulkner. Made-up contractions. Bikes with shitty brakes. Making out.

Dislikes: idiots. Weird smells. People who don't use turn signals and run red lights. Complications. Dancing. The Strokes. Refried beans. The fact that I drink diet coke. Quadrophenia. Apostrophes in the wrong places.